Will you Marry Me and other funny anecdotes...

Seriously... not a single day goes by that the Midget does not completely amaze me, or bring about a few bouts of side splitting laughter. The last few days have been no exception.

As you all know, I have taken a new Nanny job. Our day ends with me making dinner for the kids and then the Midget and I go home.

Yesterday Midget took a late nap at 3:30 so I did not wake her at dinner to join the kids and have a light snack before her dinner at home with Hubby and I. SO- when we were on our way home she was rather whiny and hungry. I called Hubby and requested he start her dinner so she could eat as soon as we got home. After I hung up she asked to call him. She was somewhat quiet with him on the phone, then handed it to me. He asked if everything was OK, and in my frustration I said yes, she is fine- just "pissing and whining because she wants to eat" We drove a few minutes more without so much as a peep from the Midget when I asked if she was OK, and if she were "Mad at Mama for something"

Her reply...

"I'm just pissing and whining because I want to eat"

I literally almost peed trying to stifle my laughter! I would never condone that sort of talk from a two year old, but could not yell at her as she was only repeating what I had just said mere minutes before.

TODAY- The kids had just finished dinner. The Midget and Boy were in the living room playing when I hear "P. will you Marry me?" silence...

I said "what did you say sweetie?" She came into the kitchen in such a tizzy "I ask P if he marry me, and he be rude and no answer"

LOL LOL LOL absolutely priceless!


I have a true gem on my hands, but I can't help but wonder what I got myself into when I embarked on the journey that is parenthood. My friends I am in TROUBLE!

Until next time...