If I had a million dollars...

Like the song says, If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich...

I woke up this morning to VH1 videos on my television and the midget sitting by my side bouncing around trying to sing this song. I found myself giggling, not just for her cuteness, but her innocence as well. How nice it must be to not have any concept of money, what it is, what it stands for, or why we need it.

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Here is my list-

First I would invest in a college fund for the midget in hopes that one day she does something amazing with her gift of intelligence...

Then, I would pay off any debt and buy a new house. Not a ridiculous one, just one big enough for my family with a decent sized back yard for the midget and dog to run around in.

Next I would pay off our vehicles

With what is left I would give some to family to help them pay off any debts they may have.

Finally I would invest the rest for the future.

Off of the dividends of such a large sum of money I would do the following:

-Hire a maid
-Go on a long over due vacation
-buy the midget a pony
-build a swimming pool at my new house.

You've got to have some fun right?

Have a blessed day, and don't forget about me when you win the lottery some day :)

Until next time...