Out of the mouths of babes...

Tonight Midget and I had some "Mommy and Me time". This week was a particularly busy one, so we did not get as much one on one time as she needs.

SO- to remedy this problem, she and I headed to the Mall this evening.

We shopped, ate, people watched, shopped some more

Then it happened.

Every child at some point in time or another says something that the moment it passed their lips Mama wished she could turn herself inside out and become invisible.

As you all know, I am expecting. I am entering my 18th week and my wardrobe is beginning to not fit as it had previously. That said- we made a stop at Motherhood Maternity this evening to pick up a few things.

I am perusing sweaters and I hear the unmistakable sounds of my little girl chattering away to herself. Normally she is very quiet when she is talking to herself or her imaginary friend that she has yet to introduce me to. Who else could she be talking to?

Bit I digress...

"HEY MAMA!"
"Honey, SHHHH- not so loud!!"
"Buuuuut MAMA LOOOOOOOK! THIS IS THE STORE FOR THE LADIES WITH THE FAAAAT BELLIES!" (points to mannequin with maternity belly)

Go ahead and laugh... you know you want to. You also know how mortified I was as there were a good six or eight other "ladies with the faaaat bellies" in the store.

Until next time.....